Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
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Welshite 40
You aren't supposed to take "falling in love" and "head over heels" literally.
feven 32
So things didn't go as planned?
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Comments (41)
Benderama 8
Why you gotta tackle him damn, keep it in your pants at least until he gets inside
PekaChu 14
Just an update ! He is doing well and the stitches look great. To those telling me I should keep it in my pants until he gets inside, he was gone for 6 weeks on a work trip, so sorry if I was happy to see him. We're still together to those wondering.
Chris_1414 21
On the bright side, I bet he forgot about that long day of work
EvilLittleMan 23
Looked at it this way, you banged him so hard, he has a concussion.
sighlifeman 12
jeez what are you 500 pounds?
PekaChu 14
Do I look like honey boos boos mom ???? Jesus Christ asshole
NotSoCoolKid 15
Smooth af dude
TgtMech 8
How big are you? sounds more like a tackle...
Frau_Blucher 14
Christ on a bike, you must've been excited somethin awful! Hope he heals well from this and nothing serious comes outta this in the long run :/
akaYodaddy 3
awesome