Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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Top comments
HKCgrimmjow 15
Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.
Grauncho 27
Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.
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Comments (79)
skyeyez9 25
Then your dad shouldn't get mad when you hopefully wiped your ass with his bath towel. Since he gave you a ridiculously small bit of tp to wipe with.
joker7k 6
Funny. I do it to my son all the time. You would think he learned his lesson by now. He's 16.
Traitoro 9
Just yell challenge accepted and take a shower. Don't let them win!
mariof13579 4
Did you pass the test? I sure hope so.just don't go shaking hands with people for a while if you failed.
GiovanniPaisa 8
If his towel is in the bathroom use it , never said you couldn't cheat on the test ;)
NodakN8V 25
Be thankful it wasn't duct tape
blueknight1st 26
This is when you just wipe your ass with the shower curtain.
jeriaslovesyou 16
Oh my gosh, I love your dad! XD
Taolan 23
Your dad is kinda awesome.
Xotoolyxo 16
Kleenex... Use it