Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15
Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.
Grauncho 27
Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.
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Comments (79)
Calfml2 8
guest towels or curtains, tough choice
red225 14
Can't wait to see an illustration of this.
Nastorrian 11
I'm sorry OP but that's funny. Having parents that are willing to laugh and joke and play with you is a blessing. Mine were far from that. That's why I promised myself that with my kids I would be fun and play around like that with them and I do, all the time. Think of it like this.... He could have just ignored you all together.. It could be worse OP.
EmmaMK 35
Remove the toilet paper next time your dad goes to the loo and place a neatly folded, clean white shirt of his on the bathroom floor. Maybe place a note inside.
emirie 21
Better yet, remove all toilet paper and everything that could be used to wipe. When he calls for help, do the same thing.
rapunzel3416 28
At least it's better than my sister who just yells back "sucks for you, you should've looked before you sat down".
worldclassrager 41
Where the six fold rule no longer applies...I would advice (if possible) keep an extra roll in the vanity...
ThomasBombadil 31
Payback is a bitch.
SmokinGuns 13
Time to use your sock.
Eevee11 6
Your dad in a way is an ass but it was funny
BrotherTheo 31
Always check before you squat. Always.