Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15
Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.
Grauncho 27
Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.
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Comments (79)
russianspy1234 11
1. Poke your finger through the center of the square. 2. Stick your finger up your ass and swirl 3. Pull finger out 4. Pull square up off finger, wiping it as you go.
emirie 21
That is absolutely disgusting
teotsi 28
... Disturbing.
Posthuman 26
That's how the ninjas did it. They never ran out of toilet paper. Ahhhh ninjas...
jakeydudey 13
Your Dad is a legend.
Isa_fml 20
Use his towel.
donkinator 24
your dad = awesome
raizori 10
And that is why I keep the toilet paper in the bathroom. Still don't understand why people don't do that.
ksks1234 33
It is sometimes a space issues/ memory. I only have room for two extra rolls. I have forgotten to replace the rolls before.
sammyjo06 14
There are similar comments to yours on similar FML entries. I'm assuming those of you making these comments only have 1 bathroom in your house. In a big house like my parents' home, there are 5 bathrooms total. Things like the plunger and toilet paper tend to be found in the ground level bathroom, with replacements in my parents' bathroom closet. So if you're in any of the other bathrooms in the house and you need extra and forgot to grab a roll before sitting down, you're screwed :P.
BigMac92 11
Troll dad; how very epic! Just be glad you didn't have to wipe with sandpaper :p
it__happens 17
What test?..
Goblin182 27
Always make sure you have enough to finish the task before starting.
imchacon22 19
Just hop in the shower
idragosani 17
This is the equivalent of the Kobayashi Maru simulation...