munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Too tall for this shit
Fresno, United States
Fiat 500 woes
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Anonymous
Orange, United States
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
tracelee
United States
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Chops
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Bystander
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
A. Person
Mexico
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
funnyguyNOT
United States
Funny how?
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
anon
Edison, United States
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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Brittani090270 1
This sounds like something I would do. =)
noshitsherlock 0
wow, you are a special kind of STUPID.
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nuttinick 0
retard.
PoeticPixie 0
I was thinking the exact same thing. Most cars aren't tall enough to hit your face unless you ran into a truck or something, and even then you'd have to run into it pretty hard to break your nose and give yourself a concussion.
natpewpew 0
I have so done this! Although I got a bleeding nose and bruised knees :(
Mx_Rider 6
number 18 how long did it take u to type up all that?
Lokis_Demise 0
Car:1 You: 0 Try it again. I wanna see if you win this time. ;o
andlifesuxagain 0
Way to go Marco Polo
luxornv 0
How the hell do you walk into a car and suffer a concussion and break your nose? I rode my bike into the back of one and only had a split lip. I bet I was going a lot faster than you were too. You're very talented to fail this hard.
PhillyFox 0
You walk into a parked car and get a concussion? Pussy. Look where you're going then.
Aerianna 0
This is where "Yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car" kicks in.
MiniatureMayhem 0
This is a joke I hears before. "You're so stupid you get hit by parked cars."