anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
fucking mafia or what??
Marysville, United States
Spooked
Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML
sammyxoxo
Canada
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
Cassie
Pick it up
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
ev_lyn_aw
It wasn't me, or him
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML
KittenShitz
My reward
Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.
pooter_stink 0
Billy Madison anyone???
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unctarheel529 0
that is so funny to do. it smells horrible and when you try to stomp it out you get crap all over your shoes stinks for you. fyl
klakuv 0
YDI for falling for the oldest trick in the book.
CyclonePsycho 1
I don't understand how you fall for it. Was stomping on the fire part of the prank? Meh, I don't get it.
awkwardpalmtree 0
i am right now! and OP FYL but this is some funny shit hahah
dorsey7 0
you walked right into that one lmao. mlig!
krazykiya12095 0
not an fml just hose it off
Americunt 0
FAKE. YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS FAKE? BECAUSE THEY JUST DID THE MOVIE DISTURBIA STARRING SHIA LEBOUF ON SATURDAY. OP, you're a twat.
Americunt 0
FAKE. YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS FAKE? BECAUSE THEY JUST DID THE MOVIE DISTURBIA STARRING SHIA LEBOUF ON SATURDAY. AND IN THE MOVIE: Kale(Shia) was under house arrest, and he was checking out his new hot neighbor female, so then someone rings the bell and on the door step is a bag of burning poop. He begins in get angry, steps on the crap, then runs to go get the idiot kids. But then, he went over his house arrest mileage, and the police arrests him right in front of the new neighbors. OP, you're a twat.
kensman93 0
yeah you totally ripped that off of Billy Madison
roflwaffles95 0
people still do that?
kaybbyx3 0
people really still do that?! im sorry, I've never experienced the smell of burnt crap but I'm sure your nose is hating life right about now