Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
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Jenjen87 0
HAHAHA! omg i vividly remember this happening to me in elementary school... 5th grade (10+ years ago... traumatic)! I put on my jeans and yesterday's panties dropped from one of the legs. Suddenly there were mystery panties in the classroom ::gasp::!!!! I ewwwwwwwd along with everyone else.
pardonski 0
i don't know but "who the nut sack" makes me want to punch you for some reason
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TATgirl 0
Wow, to all of you who are freaking out about someone wearing jeans to a meeting, not every place of business requires "business attire." Where I work, jeans are quite acceptable. It just depends on what type of business it is. I wear jeans every day, as does my boss and every other employee.
lolinglife 0
whey!
Kandyland 12
lol That happened to me once, sort of. I was running late for work and just grabbed a pair of pants out of the dryer. I went to the bathroom a few hours later to discover that I had been working with a thong hanging out of the bottom of my pants for the last few hours. No wonder people were looking at me strangely.
pinkster2014 25
I had a very similar experience myself. When I was a freshman in high school, I had to bring spare clothes to change into for gym class. I was in a rush that morning so I just grabbed my clothes from the dryer. Little did I know, my black underwear had stuck to my black sweatpants and fell off in the locker room. (No one saw that it came from me.) Everyone, especially my friends, we're so disgusted and wondered who would be that nasty to take their underwear off in the middle of the locker room. Little did they know, they were clean. I didn't want to announce they were mine, so I just left them there. They were one of my favorite pairs of undies, too. :/
1995buckeye 0
this happened to me too but the twist im a guy who wears thongs panties and bras. it was one of my thongs that popped out.
ashypinggg 0
Aww! At least you made a lot of people laugh! Could've been worse, coulda pooped yourself.
shelby0123 0
how about not being weird and disgusting and always wear clean clothes problem solved
RefugeForChris 0
People are dumb. Take off your pants before your underwear-.-
pinkster2014 25
THANK YOU! Someone finally gets it!
audreyy062 2
of course they were, #2. she just said she put some on, and u have to assume that she then went to class...
jocelynmae 0
For you people who don't get this, it was the underwear from the day before and not from this day.
onebigkaboom 10
Jeans in a meeting?