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🌶️ Spicy
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dan
Ann Arbor, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Isn't that, like, a crime?
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Dr.Octopus454
United Kingdom
Wobble wobble
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Money Shot
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sunbathing by my pool, totally naked. After a while I got a boner and decided to jerk off. As I was about to finish, I rolled over to cum on the deck, but when I rolled back, my elderly neighbor yelled, "Don't do that in the open if you won’t give up the money shot." FML
beachbum
United States
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
Anonymous
Speedo Gonzalez
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Higgs
United States
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
easilyexited
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Show us what you can do
Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
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mama2b3 20
haha dirrty old men ;)
neopoliandreams 0
did you continue to watch?
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perdix 31
Wouldn't you feel him jerking your goggles? What? Not the goggles? What is "it" then? Uh-uh, uh-uh, . . . ooooooooh! Why didn't you go over and apply your blowhole?
lickmyjock 0
probally tried to use the old hag as a floatation device.
blankettt 0
Maybe the guy needed to spice up his life-- what he has left of it, anyway. He probably got the idea from Cosmo, anyway. Haha, that sounds like something they would suggest. "Pleasure yourself in a public pool when no one is looking." (For some reason, I imagine that being said in a sexy robot voice..)
Cupcaken 0
omg I did that too oO
trizzieb 0
"Hey there sonny, would you like grandpa to give you a cockmeat sandwich and special dressing?"
LinsKitty 0
LOL at #75
toptopshifty93 0
you can see a wholeeeeeee lot of things you don't want to when you wearing goggles in a public pool
aardvarkish 17
This could be you one day, sonny!
iamchuck 0
At least he wasn't blatantly jerking.
snowball20 0
poor u
iamchuck 0
Not poor me. Poor old guy. His privacy was invaded by some kid.
ipts 0
privacy? in a public pool? ha.
panic222354 0
I guess he could put it up lmao
laurenjayne 3
hahah that's gross!
davidmechaly 0
was it he looking at you,if so then supreme fyl
78euge781995 0
Ah, the refreshing taste of fermented and stored semen with a little bit of water. Full of proteins that enhance you when you drink it.
devl24 0
ewwww old peolpe sperm all over the pool :S
78euge781995 0
Thats because the seamen are searching for a pier.
suri23 11
euewww!
madskillz3088 0
maybe it's better underwater?