Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, we were meeting my husband's colleagues for dinner. I wore a dress which my husband had bought for me earlier this year. I was feeling good until he took one look and said, "Nope. Go change. It doesn't look good and appropriate for the dinner." I had to change. So much for trying to have some body positivity… FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML
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jiyong_fml 3
what a good man, you should keep him
attatood 8
When women want it, men are supposed to jump and when men want it, women can conveniently have a headache or something... is that it? Once again, it is all about the women...
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Comments (91)
penguinazul 13
I've said it before, and I got thumbs down on it, but I'll say it again: Just because you have a **** doesn't mean you get to be one. The end.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I have to ask, because your comment confused me - who's being a ****?
penguinazul 13
All these spoiled brat women that the commenters are bitching about, lol. A LOT of women think that because they have a ****** they can just blink at their man, get what they want, and then bitch and moan when they don't get their way. In my eyes, that is being a ****, which is obscene language for ******, lol, and thus I say, just because you HAVE one doesn't mean you get to BE one. And that goes for men, too, for the record. (IE: Having a dick =/= being a dick). :)
GreatGeak 8
win
flammenhund 4
Your husband is boss.
pavloviandoggy 4
I know it feels like a double standard, but it's painful for women to have sex when they're not in the mood. So it's understandable for them to want to turn it down every once in a while. Also, the husband could've just said, "I'm not in the mood" instead of "Right now?" like it's a chore to have sex with his wife.
G15 0
For all we know, it could be. Some women are incredibly difficult to please.
penguinazul 13
Who has sex without getting aroused first? Unless you're raping a girl, you wouldn't just stick your dick in her without SOME form of foreplay -- would it not, also, be painful for the guy to just randomly stick his dick in a ****** that wasn't aroused? Seems like it'd be awful dry down there..
penguinazul 13
Well, no.. I actually just simply forgot about those people. I guess they have to get their jollies off as well... Whatever floats your boat!
5t3ff1k4h 47
OMG! Pen! I spy a mistake in your post... Is it a blue moon already?
penguinazul 13
Which Pen are you addressing, and which mistake am I missing? -is confused-
5t3ff1k4h 47
Pen as in pendatik. I refer to you as penguin. :P He said "were" instead of "where", but it's since been corrected. Thanks for messing with me, mods!
penguinazul 13
Well, Doortje has kindly pointed out another mistake for us, haha! I think it's pick on Pendatik day. Sorry, Pendatik!
Doortje 30
I'm guessing pendatik and "they are at least one other group".
penguinazul 13
...It is right! I think Door read the sentence incorrectly.
Doortje 30
I did! It looks a little strange though, but after reading it again I realized it was right after all. Sorry! :)
RedPillSucks 33
Pendatik squeezes out a win again. Don't worry, pen. It was only a dream. When you wake up it will all be over.
alexfmllemon 0
wow your that much of a let down! post a pic and we can all rate!
xxrockinrollxx 0
gift
xxrockinrollxx 0
srry about that. I mean, he obiously isn't very turned on by you...get a new hubby.
MaidenNoMore 0
well you can't expect anything less from a guy
Niki0308 0
you should've said 'DAMN RIGHT! NOW GET YOUR AZZ IN THE BED NOW, er... hunney?' haha
shortrevolution 0
That's a keeper.