Petridishoflove
Hong Kong
Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thirsty artist
Classic
Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML
foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Not respected anymore
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
pygmalion
United Kingdom
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Rach
Glasgow, United Kingdom
For science
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Username
China
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
lucas_urev
Cold Spring Harbor, United States
Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
PaintedBum
Taint
Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
crazyvulva9216
United States
Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
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mintchase 0
Wow i just discovered my life is totally ****** if yours is
Jomelaman 0
One of my friends had someone do this to him, in his iced coffee while he was painting next to her. He didn't realize it till her found a mess of acrylic paint at the bottom of it, and had to run into the bathroom to make himself throw up. Your life is far from ******.
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Comments (54)
Chunchunchun 3
Am I the only one who finds this quite funny? It's not supposed to be an epic disaster, that's why it's funny...
220394ES 0
It's funny
heykelsey 0
agree. I found it funny.
skyttlz 32
Simple FML's like this make me giggle
Music_Peace_1234 0
Umm... How is this an FML?
lesab734 0
OH MY GOD. You had to make another 12 cent cup of tea. Man you have it BADD.
220394ES 0
Absent Minded!
blairyboo 0
how is this an fml. jst make more. this isn't the end of the world
V461N4 0
Boo hoo. this is not an FML
XYZzzzzzzz 0
0h, yоц роог роог тhiиg
mwz777 0
OMG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD !!!!!!!!
mnbbv 0
well at least you didn't ingest the harmful chemicals in the paint and become confined to a hospital on a breathing machine or something...
88sforlife 0
Omg Itz The End Of The World
skyttlz 32
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