Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I spilled water on the front of my pants right before a meeting so I tried drying them with the hand dryer in the bathroom. A coworker walked in just as I was awkwardly squatting in front of the machine. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
That sounds like a good plan until they smell the pee on you.
mackdeezy 22
*sees OP's present username* well, I'd say so...
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Comments (33)
Steve95401 49
It Depends on how you spilled the water on yourself.
RememberSchlitz 9
Ozzy dumps buckets of water over himself on stage for the same reason, so you're in good company. Rock on!
manuwish 9
for every problem there are solutions, tea exists that can help cure kidney disease and there is no shame in using depends or any other brand to stay dry. Don't worry, you won't get any weird looks when you go buying them, most people smile cause they assume you are caring for a senior. hope you get well soon OP
lui_pg 21
This guy has the right idea
ShotaSammy 17
Why is everyone saying it won't help with the smell? That much liquid would wash away most of the remaining piss
Steephx0 23
Anyone else think of the scene from Billy Maddison when Billy pours water on his crotch to get people to stop making fun of the little kid who peed his pants?
chinaski7628 32
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
freddygasman 18
then what would that man I'd they wore Brown pants?
RinoaHeartilly 36
A for effort, but they probably know.
JETarchitect 32
that's not true, chances are they think op just spilled their drink. it's hard to have it happen to you, don't make it worse by making op feel like everyone knows. trust me, that's probably op's worst nightmare
vikky538 29
One word. Adult diapers.
JETarchitect 32
I've been there on many occasions, and when I told someone that I wet my pants all the time and they were shocked and never noticed and that was without me even pouring a drink to cover it up. people are so truly do wrapped up in themselves that they aren't paying attention to you. don't worry, at least you have they right idea on how to cover it up. I also try to keep a sweatshirt with me so I can tie it around my waist to hide the wetness. I have also found that it helps to stay away from all diuretics, ie coffee, soda with caffeine, tea with caffeine, and alcohol. when I do drink any diuretics I know to pay extra attention to my bladder, sometimes this works, sometimes not so much but at least I know what caused it. good luck, also I'm here if you want to talk.