Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I spilled water on the front of my pants right before a meeting so I tried drying them with the hand dryer in the bathroom. A coworker walked in just as I was awkwardly squatting in front of the machine. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
That sounds like a good plan until they smell the pee on you.
mackdeezy 22
*sees OP's present username* well, I'd say so...
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Comments (33)
cats1234 15
Haha that happened to me once at work, was with a customer and suddenly had to pee so bad, I did not make it to the washroom :S
JudgeComrade 17
Is it less embarrassing than not knowing it's spelled "spilled"?
sailorarctic 22
Not gonna lie, I peed myself while I was pregnant due to a combo of the baby kicking me in the bladder and a bladder infection. Thankfully hough, I work at walmart and all I had to do, though embarassing was explain to my manager and she let me go purchase clean clothes and gave me time to change into them.
GTgt_fml 13
Wouldn't you be able to smell the pee though? Just out of curiosity what kind of place do you work at that would make this all possible?
Soparot 29
Please tell me you do, indeed, realize that yellow pants would show being wet very clearly, and you're just saying that to mess with us?
Mister_Lister 5
Today, I was smart. FML
ashatash 12
thats actually really smart