Today, I pulled a muscle by doing absolutely nothing and now I can’t bend over without excruciating pain. I’m 15 and exercise regularly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
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cuz803 46
You need to stretch more, mate. From a gym brother to another, do some yoga or tai chi.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Probably overworked your muscles then.
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Comments (4)
Thaylok 17
You likely pulled it earlier than you think. It was after your muscles cooled down that it was noticeable.
cuz803 46
You need to stretch more, mate. From a gym brother to another, do some yoga or tai chi.
xxlk4xx 6
I've been there so many times, my hips have gone out from me sneezing, my sciatica was messed up for a while, I've put my back out by simply leaning a tiny bit towards the mirror while I washed my face (can't see without my glasses lol) I agree just do some stretching each day, but do that once you've healed and start slow! I hope you feel better soon!
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Probably overworked your muscles then.