Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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my_fml_account 2
How can you begin to spell no? By the time you've done the N you're already halfway!
rukusrazor 0
Alphabet soup. How romantic.
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Comments (116)
ghidorah5464 0
dude sry man. i feel real sorry for you. try again in a few years so she can forget that
just_fine_thanks 0
aw, and that was the cutest thing, too. dont give up on her yet!
liplikesuga99 0
I think that was very sweet. dumb hoe she must be fat, was she starving ?
raejackie 0
I liked at 39
brianjman14 23
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
derschadenfreude 5
you're ten or eleven years too young to get married in our state of texas anyway, op. try again when you grow up
ffmmllyaya 0
that's a really crappy way to propose, ydi a no
autumnnn14 0
thats a very cutee ideaa
KaitiMarie 0
I think that's adorable!! :) There's one on here about a girl who's boyfriend seriously proposed to her at the zoo with a ring pop, which I also think is amazingly cute && creative, as long as there is a real ring on the way. Some people just don't enjoy the sweet things like that
WhoIsThe 7
No ring?