Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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my_fml_account 2
How can you begin to spell no? By the time you've done the N you're already halfway!
rukusrazor 0
Alphabet soup. How romantic.
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Comments (116)
sorrowevicteon 9
Subtle proposal. I still like my stop-her-in-front -a-crowd-and-her-best-friend-as-witnesses-and-ask-her style but I applaud you for creativity. Kudos.
HeyyyGuuyyysss 4
Ouch! Sorry to hear that...
gregonfire 4
How do u spell no with marry me?
kaykay1395 2
dont waste soup........ever
cwl727 33
Cute gesture.
Solano2580 24
dump her, laughing in your face a d saying no (in a rude manor) means she obviously never planned to marry you and probably even dump you soon
fantasyworld 39
How can you spell "no" out of "marry me"?
KlaatZer0 13
Now we know that you can eat someone's marriage proposal.