Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
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my_fml_account 2
How can you begin to spell no? By the time you've done the N you're already halfway!
rukusrazor 0
Alphabet soup. How romantic.
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Comments (116)
Willendorf 0
That's an adorable way to propose IMO (at least, it is if she likes alphabet soup).
scaj 0
did she say no to the proposal, because i would have done that to, even if it was mr. right, or to marrying you.
iFruit 0
Puolukka, very true!
Brooklynxman 0
I like how OP adds the "she still ate the soup" like that makes it so much more terrible. Its soup, what did you expect her to do with it? Give it back to you so you could eat it cold? Throw it out? What?
TheKitsune 0
So she's not ready to marry you. Talk to her about her intentions and go from there. Stupid.
cheetahboo2010 5
Dang, FYL. But maybe she just doesn't want a full commitment right now?
cmac86 24
rejected through soup. that's a new one to me.
cat83 0
What are you? 9?
neon_shoes 0
Should have gone with the wedding soup.
DameGreyWulf 1
You try to be cute and creative and look what ya get... At least FML has taught us all a valuable lesson: UNIQUE IS UNWANTED. FOREVER. BE BORING. lol