Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
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my_fml_account 2
How can you begin to spell no? By the time you've done the N you're already halfway!
rukusrazor 0
Alphabet soup. How romantic.
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Comments (116)
weasleyismyking 0
Why can't you just frickin propose? Spelling it out with alphabet soup... hiding the ring in the cake/wine glass... it's so cheesy! WORST way to propose. YDI.
Yawn823 0
oops i said fyl by accident. fukkin stupid texan, u dont propose with a bowl of ****** soup. u deserved the decline from ur girl friend.
sublime93 0
Wouldn't the letters be floating around? It would kinda read more like M A R R Y M E Kinda not cute
NonchalantSavant 0
Shoulda' waited until the third date. You're rushing things! Mmmmm.... soup....
Arinwyn 0
I would love to be proposed to like that. Its so creative :D
jessxoxo28 5
mabe she thought it was a joke. i mean seriously, u propose to her with soup? not romantic
ladiidaa 0
brb soup
vostro_candy 0
HA! FAIL.
esh_4 0
if she ate the soup and laughed, chances are your still gonna have a chance sooner or later.
the_stereotype 0
you proposed with alphabet soup? sorry..but i think that's kind of pathetic. if you'd given her a legitimate proposal, maybe she would have said yes.