Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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davemojo 0
congratulations ur goin to marry abird
lovelydarlings 6
She was just slap happy!
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Vocal1 0
except for the crying part, that would probably be adorable... she was just so happy!!! congrats(:
shortperson247 4
Awwww! That's so cute ^_^
music12 4
Wow! Good luck with that one! Tomorrows adventure is going I try and open doors all by ourselves!!
Migole 36
In a couple years you will be laughing at this when people ask you how you got married :)
newburton13 26
She started crying because she smacked herself...is she five?
jol3n3 0
Awe:(
izawesome96 8
Do not marry this girl
bakerella 29
don't marry her because she was ridiculously excited? really?
ILoveZombieBoys 13
-.-
fuzz97 23
women
emydbby11 8
oh my gosh that's great!!