Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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Dynoblaze 1
that sucks dude.
dxscorp 0
give that bitch a good slap to the face.
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Comments (118)
benshady 0
that's why polygamy should be legal
majestydivine_fml 0
back ground check.........$39.95 credit report...............$14.99 not wasting six years on a married woman...........priceless " they ain't romantic but they work."
irrelevantxx 0
Ohhhh. I'm sorry man FYL
kernelkat 16
I have a friend that is still legally married to her ex becuase they can't afford to get divorced. It's probably something like that.
aninymoose 0
ummmm how did you not notice?
eoghanface 0
Throw down on that bitch
TheTruth1428 0
FYL but seriously, not one time in 6 years did she do anything that made you think, "Hmm, that's a bit odd behavior."? I think you've probably been ignoring some glaring signs.
sydefx 0
Kick that **** in her mouth.
jonny2x4 0
So who's the real cuckold here, you or her hubby? Why'd you wait six years to propose? Trying to be a gentleman? Cold feet? Was she playing hard to get most of the time? All the same, you got played. BTW, was she hot?
Thunk 0
polyamory ftw