Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML
Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
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rachb007 11
Unfriend, block, therapy.
devildog562 33
Check and mate. Dad troll for the win. That's some seriously creepy stuff. First round on me .
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Comments (58)
_kyleG_ 34
I think he was trying to tell you that he thinks you should be wearing more clothes... Or you need a restraining order
WOTAN1488 24
Agh what the ****?
mimii00 10
How do people justify this with "and that's why you shouldn't have your parents on Facebook" or "hopefully he was talking about your friends". His comment is sick. Either he has an incredibly inappropriate sense of humour and no filter, or he needs help. Talking like that to your child is unacceptable.
HyunnK 18
He needs help from a professional.
phreaker913 21
if the picture was of op at the club, she is more than likely no longer a child, dad troll is hilarious when done after 18
Magnettik 16
No it's not !
HowlingFire 21
@ #42 It doesn't matter what age she was, it's a sick comment!
c_wyld 21
Haha your dad is my hero!
Demon_of_Light 27
I shudder to think what you must be aspiring to.
allyiscute1 22
This is so disturbingly funny!(x
amileah13 26
Sooo creepy. And disgusting, can't believe your own father would say that. Disturbing
AverageJoey 18
Sounds like some pretty bad Daddy Problems.
SkullsRules1 26
No.1 reason why you don't add parents on Facebook
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Wtf. Even if he was joking that's still weird
patrickalamo 48
Keeping in the family