Today, I played a Jazz gig. It rained, making the tent the band performed under heavy with water. When I stepped forward to play my solo, the front end of the tent collapsed under the weight of the rain, drenching me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a music festival in an area where the weather is practically sunny all year round, but for this special occasion it rained the whole time, turning the venue into a giant mud pit. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, the arts company I work for cancelled our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, and will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office trained in ticketing. It stopped raining 10 minutes after we cancelled it. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
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Top comments
hotcaligirl 10
You should have continued.. It just made a dramatic entrance to your performance.. Shoulda been all sexy with it. Lol.
Overseer211 1
you should have stagedived.
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Comments (90)
alien647 0
Jazz is fun... I like jazz band. Must have been a crappy gig though
Gela96 0
God loves to mess with us
AgentSmith79 9
Today, I played a **** gag...
BrainStain 4
#74 Trololo, my first thought as well when I saw this FML!! And OP, at least you made a splash.
aerogxt 7
Guess you went from playing jazz to playing the blues?
SoccerDrew 4
'Solo' that's why you were the only one drenched...
Ashara 15
I hope someone puts this on youtube lol
freefire_pheonix 5
Was the instrument okay?
punkrocker092 0
That's karma, stop playing jazz dumbass
jazz432 8
Noooooo, solos are played by ANYONE in the jazz band, usually the lead or second players in each section. Not just sax, bass or guitar
XavierMedina 0
Good finnaly