Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
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lmmmr 0
Stage diving at your first show? Seriously? YDI. Stop making music.
rcjamie 0
if it wasnt your first time crashing on the floor, I would suggest you might have done some brain damage the previous time, because I dont know where do you get such idiotic ideas from, YDI a lot, get your head out of your ass
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Comments (81)
caneut 0
I'm a total loser, and I live in a steel drum under a bridge
nomadxx7 0
I'll do the proper thing and bury the firsties people
Lolbrittany 0
Your first real gig and you expected for a crowd to even catch you had you actually landed in the correct spot? No first-time gigs ever have that many fans. :U either way you would've landed on the floor. but, FYL for embarrassing yourself like that .____.
kewlcat 0
i live in a steel drum too!
HahaYDI 0
#6 Why the Hell do you waste your time trying to bury it, EVERYONE looks at the comment anyway, it just takes more of your time
zbork181637 0
funny thing, depth perception. isn't it?
whyisblue 0
YDI for saying the word gig
SirBamfsAlot 0
LMAO!
live_and_learn 0
Rock 'n roll
redpanda11 10
Looks like your senses failed
GlassJAwkidE 3
I've seen that happen many times.... fail
AntiChrist7 0
Bands who stagedive do it so the crowd doesn't pay attention to their crappy music
lmmmr 0
Stage diving at your first show? Seriously? YDI. Stop making music.
xevioso 0
i was about to say that too. YDI totally.
AustinCarlile01 12
look I don't oppose stage diving at all. bit in your first gig? I gotta agree, YDI
FordPrefect 0
Haha oh wow.
shootingstar8D 0
Ydi lmao haha
rcjamie 0
if it wasnt your first time crashing on the floor, I would suggest you might have done some brain damage the previous time, because I dont know where do you get such idiotic ideas from, YDI a lot, get your head out of your ass
I_ate_pikachu 0
Wow you dumbass. YDI.
0neiros 14
It's such a hackneyed Cliche anyway. YDI