Badass grandma yelyah - - United States - Tolono Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML 25 989 2 268
Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML 36 408 2 733
Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML 16 012 51 233