Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, I overheard the guy who hired me talking to one of my managers in hushed tones about me. I'm pretty sure he's going to send me an email soon, saying that my job "probably isn't the right fit" for me, which is part of what I overheard. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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Top comments
inappropes 31
Seems like something he should be fired for. Not very professional.
Tripartita 45
"So why were you hesitant about hiring him in the first place?" "Oh, I guess he just seems sort of irresponsible, you know? Like, I didn't feel as though I could give him a task he'd take seriously." "Yeah… being irresponsible can lead to bad decisions…"
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Comments (20)
blackrose1996 11
Go to corporate and tell them what you heard
Bunnyluver 20
Did you record that? I would report this guy or take legal action.
nodai 13
Take a preemptive strike and go over his head or to HR. make sure to make a case proving you should keep working there though xD
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Start looking for a new job. And document everything while you work.
Witchylady 18
Well you look for a legal way where he can't. That will teach him for being a drunk dick
janfleury 19
You now know so start looking for a job now.
JigglesGirl 19
My first boss did that, then fired me. Two years later co-worker took over his job a re-hired me because she realized how good I was at my job.
Flyndaran 10
...know how I know you're not American? Because he needs a reason. Most states are "at-will employment" meaning bosses literally don't need a reason to fire someone.
ohSNAPyall 27
Dazzle him with the brilliance of your work.
8djht8 19
use his drunkness against him