Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML
Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6
Never trust people with your food
smirnoff1695 0
Oh my goodness. What a thief!
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Comments (185)
ShowTimeNYC 1
Only in America...:/
jiharrison 0
That's terrible! What the hell ever happened to just being a good person and honestly doing something nice for someone? What the hell?!?
azk3000 9
Where's Anton Chigurh when you need him?
soccerrchicaa5 0
didnnt the guy at the counter see? and ahhaha im on crutchess too
killabryce 1
Today, I realized I loved a girl that I've liked for a long. So I asked her to hang out with me, only to run away because her "guy friends" scare me. Now she won't even talk to me. FML
zfchatroulette 24
This isn't the "Submit your FML" page, this is the comments page. Quit being an attention *****.
pizzaboy69 4
Ydi
mkcherry 14
Im surprised an employee didn't help you with your items, I work customer services and I would never watch someone on crutches try to carry something to their table without at least offering to help or sending a jr. employee.
Ashlei69 4
who seriously deserves this???
Wildghost123 13
I would have whacked him on the head with a crutch
username356 14
And nobody else tried to help you? Some people are unbelievable. Sorry op.