Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.
SamSwebb 24
At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)
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Comments (81)
teapotrevolt 27
Haha you must have a good lookin' butt! ;)
FroggerForReal 11
must really have a nice ass. But either your boyfriend doesn't appreciate it that much or his sister might be playing for ye other team
brittaaany_93 38
Appreciating a great ass never hurt anyone. Take it as a compliment, op!
Wakachulak 22
He's probably a breast man.
lolzalolliepop 15
Maybe she's bi? The possibilities are open
joe3_fml 15
He's obviously a **** guy.
fsomelife 26
Maybe you just have a fantasstic ass, but your boyfriend is asstoundingly oblivious.
AutisticAbyss 10
All I see is a win/win for you OP!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
yoga pants scream attention, look at this ass everyone.
laughingtoohard 14
Go for it