fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
cloud7
Loose fit
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
United States
Strange metric
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
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xXbrokenXwingsXx 0
how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?
kellanlvr 1
I'm surprised you can even see your feet :o
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Comments (159)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh, it's possible, along with kneekles. But to be fair, I dislike the one person I know who has both for reasons completely unrelated to his/her weight.
Gobsnoglin 0
It's really simple to fix....lay off the junk food and get some exercise every day. You're welcome.
Jf770 10
You can't exactly "fix" stretch marks, but they can fade overtime. Also, it's completely possible to get foot stretch marks, my cousin did during her pregnancy because her feet got so swollen.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
that's not possible op. maybe you meant to say your legs?
inlove528 0
ewwww WTF I don't think you can even get them there. it's probably veins or some shit. :S
Rokstarr 0
haha is that even possible?
owo_fml 9
Aren't those just wrinkles?
bluebladez 0
Can a mans thing have stretch marks?
Ragnir 0
So big foot is real? Well, more like big feet.
ilovejonathan13 0
Get to that gym, and you might wanna start jogging there. Cause I didn't even know that was possible..
hereforthehour01 0
rofl yahhhhhhhh
Jimboom 12
Stop sitting on your ass and staring at your feet all day and instead get up and use them!