nobodyreadsmyemails
Canada
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
anonymouschicka
United States
Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML
Anonymous
**** McGee
Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML
Anonymous
Let him cook
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Anonymous
My name is actually Blurt
Today, I saw my original birth certificate and realised I’ve spent almost all my life misspelling my first name. Now I’m worried it might invalidate pretty much every legal document I’ve ever signed. FML
Laura
Three cheers for the boobies
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Anonymous
Checked out
Today, someone finally pointed out that my 'Out of Office' message has been on for a year. FML
Anonymous
Winona, United States
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Lauren
United States
What's my name again?
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
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AshleyRose784 0
at least they haven't fired you yet for your blatant stupidity
Duckasaurus 0
Retard.
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ilovemangojuice 0
i got my cousin declined from her interview for a job coz i told her how to remember the company's name, i said ass berry she said that! lol
Kanyeezy 0
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D1B 0
that doesent sound too bad, not bad enough to be posted on FML i mean.
Chuck1229 0
I'm wondering how on earth you just figured this out...did you, for the first time in your career at the company, have the company letterhead in front of you as you sent an e-mail and happen to notice? I can't imagine never seeing anything with the company name...
blland 0
the company i worked for emphasized "The" at the beginning of the name. Why that makes a difference, I don't know.
TheAnnointedOne 0
If nobody noticed then you're probably a worthless minion who shouldn't be putting his employing company's name in his signature. Way to go dumbass.
ivoryXkiss 5
Epic
Ninjaface 0
Poor Megaflicks... this always happens to them.
Intoxicunt 6
Win.
electroboy_fml 0
/ I I / I I / / I I / / I-------- / / I I / / I I / / I I OOP! Sigh. It never works, does it?
kukopia 0
Your logic is as poor as your spelling. You misspelt your company name over a year ago when you created your Email signature. You did NOT misspell it over and over for over a year. What a douche.