Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his taser at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tased him for acting aggressively. FML
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
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noobpwn12321 6
They could have been friends messing around...
TheJoeydark 4
I would've smacked him in the face and said "I thought you needed a Little help"
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Comments (81)
greeneyebeauty9 28
the fact he punched you in the face is absurd.
knick64 7
..ly awesome.
MidnightKnight 6
OP trying to help someone: +50 points Small guy punching OP in the face: -50 points Faith in Humanity: Unchanged. Well, at least there are people like you in the world to balance out all the jerks.
Cainicide 5
Wow, that's a little mean. You did a big thing trying to help, and I'm sorry that he was so short with you.
giomono 4
That sucks
leannez 21
I'm not one for violence... but if two men are dealing with something 1 on 1, why would you get involved? That usually escalates the situation.
hunteer9 5
You know something that pisses me off? When the OP says says something along the lines of " I broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend" and everyone is automatically like ydi. Relationships end, it happens. Don't always blame them.
Brenda37 13
You're writing on the wrong FML...
Mr25_fml 14
Guess he was a "little" too much for you huh?
KiddNYC1O 22
I would've put up bets... Kind of like Ludacris in Fast and Furious.
goodgood_fml 5
The Guy was right. Please do not forget the lesson.
KiddNYC1O 22
The striking of op was unnecessary.
swagisforchumps 9
The small guy punched you in the face? How did he reach it?