Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML
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Top comments
Official_Person 0
You don't blow a bubble gum bubble if you're trying to impress someone. Unless you're six.
foolishworkerbee 0
i bet she was most impressed.
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Comments (228)
Maygen 5
How is blowing a bubble sexy or flirtatious? If I see someone blowing bubbles I think that person is kinda childish, especially if the bubble pops loudly then it become annoying. YDI for trying to be flirtatious is an incredibly stupid way
thatfeelsright 0
that is indeed how you draw attention to itself thus making the girl notice you....attention *****
richp 0
try swallowing next time
sabatical 0
mother of ******* pearl I did the saaame thing, I chewed about 7 peices of double bubble, tried to make a bubble and shot the glob of gum on my cat haha
OhBugga 0
smooth. :P
ckrebbs 0
#159 you just told the op that blowing a huge bubble isn't attractive and in your pic your blowing a huge ass bubble hahahhahahaha
konrad236 1
Little advice and why I clicked you deserve it. Keep your mouth closed and what ever you are chewing inside it. Blowing bubbles or in any other way intentionally making noise with or displaying what you are chewing is considered rude... Probably because it bothers so many people. And you go make a conscious effort to do it in a public place to attract someone. Learn some manners man and stop being inconsiderate...
mary2010 0
your stupid if you want to impress a girl u smile at her nd go talk to her dont be a wimp asshole
blankettt 0
You may have gotten away with the shooting of the gum at the man with a simple apology and a good laugh at yourself, but the spitting on yourself? That calls for an awkward "oh..." moment. Haha.
kayvan 8
YDI. Who flirts by blowing bubbles?