Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor came crying to me about the horrible thing someone had done outside. I hurried out to find a big pile of dog shit with the head of Donald Trump stuck into it. I had to fake a coughing fit so she wouldn't realize I was laughing. I'm not sure I got away with it. FML
Today, I watched our presidential candidates face off like high school girls with the whole world watching. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, my Trump-supporting father and DeSantis-supporting uncle got in a huge political argument. They eventually made up, and spent the evening mercilessly mocking their Bernie-loving relative, AKA me. FML
Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML
Today, I confidently told a joke at a party, only to completely butcher the punchline. Everyone still laughed… at me instead of the joke. FML
Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
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J352SAURUS 30
I'm absolutely devastated and I'm not even American. He thinks that "the concept of global warming" is "created by and for the Chinese" in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. He treats women and immigrants like dirt. He's not very smart. He's cocky. He's uninformed. He's racist. He's shady. I want a future :(
DaDezza244 31
I send my condolences to the Americans on this tragic day. Good luck surviving trump presidency!
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Comments (71)
Yudith_fml 11
Where is the "Could have been me" button? I would have pushed the shit out of this one! When I checked the news this morning, I thought I accidently clicked on the Onion website. Anyway, my condolences.
bartsj88 6
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"knowing Clinton was bound to win" - you mean thinking she was bound to win. It doesn't make sense to say you know something when it actually is not true YDI
jjmcgee 3
if you dont like trump you clearly did no research on hillary
HUGBUG 23
Looks like your in trumple now
mermaidgirle 12
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The older, cis white males have spoken. This truly sucks, and I'd so want to leave too...But who's going to be left to stand up for those that will be bullied because of Trump's election? I've decided to be one of those voices, to try and fight when he and his overwhelmingly Republican Senate and Congress try to break us.
LH_FIRE_22 12
No one voted based on racial background or gender. You know why I voted for him? Because I'm tired of the liberal bullshit that's been going on. "What? Trump said something I didn't like?! Let's burn a city to the ground!!!" Yeah that makes sense. THATS why I voted against Hillary. Libs find it offensive about what trump said in a private interview several years ago, but praise Miley Cyrus, Beyoncé, and a bunch of rappers that talk a lot worse. But that's ok? I don't trust Hillary, she doesn't defend the constitution, and with liberals today, America would have turned into more of a laughing stock than it already is. At least we have someone with a brain and some guts now.
LH_FIRE_22 12
Everyone is tired of Hillarys crap. They even said on fox that they think what blew Hillarys chances was dems didn't take trump seriously and didn't go vote. lol
LennyComa 39
America if you need a couch to crash on while you find your feet I have a pullout couch and a recliner at my place that can be used.
icemand90 17
is that you england?
lholmes4108 3
Where is the "All of our lives suck now" button... smh
LH_FIRE_22 12
Serves you right. You liberals did this to yourselves. You can't riot and burn down cities to get your way. Sorry about your luck, but hey keep it up! 4 more years won't disappoint us!
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
Well Trump won the fu*cking election