Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
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youreawhore 0
4 times... wow... twice... okay, but 4? Anyway, it sucks that that is the first impression they have of you, but let's hope your boyfriend clears your name, and the next time you meet them concentrate on being extremely careful, as to not further damage your reputation.
josh1 0
how does nervousness translate to drunk? Ive been both plenty of times, and they're very different attitudes. its easy enough just to mention that you're kind of nervous. I would think that any parent who dated or had a social life of their own can understand. either that or they're just asses, in which case you shouldn't worry about impressing them so much anyway.
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Comments (87)
Neenertastic 0
woah! hopefully not your future mother-in-law...cuz you'll be hittin the bottle for sure
ahmetcake 6
whats your number babe
King_of_Kings 3
wow, what a bitch.
zafay 0
LMFAO!!!!!!! this is hilarious!
17Master 0
Your bf's mom has no sense of empathy. Even while knocking over a glass four times is a bit too much, that was out of line. Keep in mind if you marry this guy, you're gonna have to put with that, on a worse level.
Hgm09 0
At least you didn't knock down an urn containing the father's mother. Could have been worse. XD
King_of_Kings 3
#15 Meet the parents is a good movie. i remember that scene. then mr. Jinx peed in the ashes.
chimmy 0
She doesn't sound very nice... but 4 times is a little absurd. Maybe you should have had something, to calm your nerves.
G6chick 0
Like alcohol
ImTheAlpha 30
87- But weed is better. D:
jm88 0
^#17^ Alcohol. Copious amounts of alcohol. Wouldn't that be ironic..
King_of_Kings 3
kava can calm your nerves. it can also make you trip. and i don't mean fall.
rawr12 0
awww that makes me sad, but really 4 times?