Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
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Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
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Top comments
youreawhore 0
4 times... wow... twice... okay, but 4? Anyway, it sucks that that is the first impression they have of you, but let's hope your boyfriend clears your name, and the next time you meet them concentrate on being extremely careful, as to not further damage your reputation.
josh1 0
how does nervousness translate to drunk? Ive been both plenty of times, and they're very different attitudes. its easy enough just to mention that you're kind of nervous. I would think that any parent who dated or had a social life of their own can understand. either that or they're just asses, in which case you shouldn't worry about impressing them so much anyway.
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Comments (87)
braFTW 0
#73 made a good point Next time, when someone offers you a drink and you don't want you can refuse by making a joke on it.. =D
nodbor 11
next time bring your own sippy cup.
isaysfyl 0
wow. maybe after the SECOND spill you shouldn't have accepted another drink?
Sssadow 0
Hahahaha! Jeez, hun, I'm sorry that happened but get your shit together! Bring a bottle or something.
babydoll86_fml 0
That was really horrible of her to just assume that. Hope she feels bad about it now.
dingleberrybop 0
you should have explained that you are just clumsy. she's a bitch for assuming you were drunk.
jahwn 12
I hate being a klutz, it can be quite annoying.
sexy_lady 0
thats jus sad
rsflores9 0
I'd have started crying and told her I just get nervous around new people. Make her feel like the bitch she is.
xJordieeBearhhx 0
I'd dump my drink all over her head and say "oops.. clumsy ole me." >:)