Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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z_vet 0
Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?
2random 0
your the worst sister in the world !
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Comments (49)
nothnksimdriving 0
thats not really something you should joke about
Abigailxo 0
How horrible of you ? that's your sister !
Bee123_fml 0
im laughing soo hard! but seriously man ur a dick.
jarrettd 27
Op is a girl. The circle pointing down is female.
Takayama 0
hahaha i love it!
RespondomaticMan 0
That's what you get for hating on someone who believed he had feelings for your sister. Also, I think you use the phrase "As a joke" too loosely. Instead, that sentence should start with the words, "I lied and". Way to screw up and hurt your sister in the process. You're a champ. [Sarcasm]
heymoon 9
kind of hard to understand. but really, that wasn't cool. why would you tell that guy that your sister cheats on everyone? could (and obviously did) have some bad consequences.
17Master 0
How did you not know your sister's bf? Unless they just started dating. Even so, not a cool thing to say, even in jest.
popcorncomics 0
What a jerk.
maggieislemons 0
You did her a favor. Anyone who dumps someone that quickly and SAYS they're in love with them is an untrusting bastard.
Kevin5475845 15
I trusted my ex when a few people I barely knew said that. turned out they were right
Curly_Wurly 0
Sure **** it she'll find a new boyfriend. and you should never date someone who says "I think I love..."