Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Top comments
z_vet 0
Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?
2random 0
your the worst sister in the world !
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Comments (49)
2FrackinRight 0
That's a pretty interesting definition of joke you have there. Who exactly found this funny? Here's a quick test: if you're the only one laughing at a "joke" on someone, then it's probably not funny and you're just being a douchebag.
yuibo 0
you're a bitch. FHL not yours.
ambersaysrawr 0
:( poor girl.
akiluv 0
bitchy. what the hell did you do that for? it's her fml not yours
hayoudumbass 0
just cause you can't get a guy doesn't mean you have to ruin your sisters happiness you bish
TheJawsman 18
I actually had a girl tell that to me before when I told her I fancied her sister. She told me that her sister was a serial cheater and that she slept with a lot of guys in college and had an STD before because of that. I think that she was actually trying to ward me off from her sister because she knew her sister wasn't interested in me, whether she had a BF or not. Somehow, I wonder if it's the same girl in this FML. Isah, is that you? (Last name redacted for privacy!)
Orchard 33
Unless you live in the Philippines, then no. -.-
tdwp964 0
you did the right thing .
Orchard 33
The OP lied about her sister, how is that the right thing? Baka!
donnie111 12
bitch..
Anglwrfish 17
Sibling jealousy? Even so, you are the worst sibling one can have. Did you not even think of her reputation?
missyfiona89 28
You're a total bitch. I hope your sister finds out that the 'person' was u.