Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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briidontgive_ 0
Maybe you should have taken some of your own advice and let her know you like her ?
Egnar 19
Here's the skinny from somebody who has "been there, done that", OP. Stop wasting your time trying to make girls make the move on you because if it works, it works great - However, if you get a really shy girl you'll develop far too much of a connection to her with your time invested than she has developed with you. This is ok if the feeling is mutual but if it's not you'll be completely crushed by somebody that shouldn't mean much to you in the first place. Instead, PUT YOURSELF out there and make the move quickly. . .If she turns you down no harm done to you, AND, the added bonus of you not caring so much because you have no time invested. Now, I'm not saying go out there and ask every girl out on the street out just because the word know isn't as devastating as you think but I am saying you can't go out there putting all your time and effort into girls based off silly assumptions.
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Comments (248)
thebombdotcom44 6
aww I'm sorry bra/:
CateXOX 0
Bra?
arsenicalhumor 30
#14 *bro
xninix_fml 36
Oh brah would work. I like bro better though.
chantellakemi 0
i feel for you ! sorry , maybe next time .
thebombdotcom44 6
awww I'm sorry bra/:
holymolybro 0
Harsh. Have you ever seen the movie "There's something about Mary?" Yeah, well you need to be playing the roll of norm and he's Brett.
thepaisan532 3
dude your pic is so creepy... o,O
thepaisan532 3
dude your pic is so creepy... o,O
SaraaGurll 0
win her heart!!!:D
TXjuggalo972 6
fakeee
TXjuggalo972 6
damn -.- lol saw that one coming haha
DrDiamond 0
I'm sure your someone's crush =(
MC18 0
Put clothes onn...awkwardd...
Jizwold 0
nope if there's anything I've learned from life it's that some people are so unlucky that the only ones who like them are ugly foreign chicks
baseballin25 0
you just ruined my day.
arsenicalhumor 30
#21 as you say with a sad face.. Might as well just comment "you seem nice, I hope you have a great day : ("
ericownz101 0
that sucks bro.. i know how that feels. do what i do and go on a drinking binge and hire a 9 ft. tall african hooker with a blue mullet. always cheers me up.
insanesna1l 0
yep, no point pondering how she was the love of your life and now that she's gone you will never find love again. Ever!
Mr_X100 1
fail
BestestBuddy0 0
Maybe YOU should of stop bieng so shy and convinced yourself to tell her you had a crush on her!
bryanorange 3
WIN
IHeartJimi02 0
I totally agree but why would he just assume she liked him?