Today, my mom walked out on me, abandoning her 16-year-old and taking $100 and a dog, all because I refused to wear women's panties. I would have been perfectly fine wearing them if I weren't a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
Today, my mom disowned me and forced me to move out because I didn’t have a crying heartbroken meltdown at the death of my stepfather. She knows I hated the man's guts since the first time he slapped her, so my not caring about his death shouldn't have surprised her. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why is your mom trying to get you to wear women's panties? What kind of relationship do you have?
ChromoTec 24
This is the first time I've heard someone FMLing about NOT being trans
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Comments (29)
thatslifeiguess7 16
Your mom is off her rocker. Is your dad around
Davros 12
Sounds like you better have the guys in the big white van and funny jackets pick her up for a wellness check
sunshine1421 14
positive sign you might not turn out to be a serial killer tho... congrats
chris_lillo 15
it appears your mom has a serious mental illness.
turd_apple 6
I think it's for the best.
PenguinPal3017 19
What does the 16 year old think about all this?
Lisa Raible 7
Uh what? Why does OPs mom care so much about the type of underwear their kid wears?!
tounces7 28
What in the...?
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well, what's the big deal really? I mean, functionally they're not much different, and depending on the material they're actually more comfortable then boy underwear, and they're under your clothes so it's not as if anyone would even notice. It's a little weird but between that or being abandoned by your mother...I'd have gone with the panties.
tanman230 10
I'm drunk right now but I get the feeling that's not why I am confused