Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
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alphafish17 16
Were the veins in your penis?
Tripartita 45
Be honest, OP, you planned that username out knowing it would appear next to the NSFW pepper, right?
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Comments (34)
SilentSin 23
I've had this exact same damn thing happen to me. I feel for you.
UrinatingPandas 12
Maybe you should sign up for a dating website like Tinder! That could help your boner popping mishaps.
zaidthunder1 27
Ooh, kinky.
Flyndaran 10
Don't confuse horny for lonely as often as they may coincide.
peachykeen93 17
'Deprived' implies you are entitled to some level of female attention. Maybe you should start with a better attitude and some social skills first.
bubblesssss 2
Hey, I would get a boner to if my nurse told me I had beautiful veins ?
bstrung 2
I'm sure your veins are lovely, but they say that because big/well positioned makes their job easier
tomvertigo 17
Maybe she really was into your vascular structure. You should have said "Yeah, those are hood and all, but check out my main vein"
AberdolfLincler 7
Show off those sexy veins OP!
ATPR_4 9
Oh she was flirting with you... she wanted the vain.