Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML
Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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rinnychan 2
You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.
flipper_fml 0
He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!
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Comments (344)
24788 7
You should try to find something he might like to do. That's really a bummer that you spent so much to go and he won't even try it.
gotti0825 0
next time you plan a $4000 vacation to hawaii, surprise me! I'll guarantee a good time :)
Humanoid_fml 0
Well, there are two possibilities here: either a) He didn't tell you that he didn't want to come and waited until you were already there to complain about it; FYL or b) He told you he didn't want to come but you made him come anyway; YDI. I'm clicking YDI because either way, if you've been together for a year you should know by now that that's not the kind of thing he's into.
MissCajun 0
damn, what an unappreciative dick...
ecilart 0
he's mad at you for taking him to hawaii? geez, i wish i could take his place!
x_aDORKable_ 0
Erhh.. he sounds like a cockhead. : even if i didnt like the outdoors, i wouldnt waste my time sitting inside reading.
GameRater01 0
Tell him to suck it up and stop being a bitch. There are plenty of other things for you to do, but if he's not appreciative for you efforts, let him borrow a tampon, that might help him
Novus_fml 0
They are both guys.
blueberry7_fml 0
NO NO, it sounds like he HATES YOU. lo siento babe. he's just not that into you. i don't like the outdoors either but if i was with a person i really cared for, i'd be outside soakin up the sun with them.
britta 0
screw him, find someone worthwhile who likes the outdoors - $10 mai tais aren't worth it if you don't have someone sitting next to you
Simp_fml 0
You should've left the bastard at home and gone by yourself.