Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML
Today, a man sat next to me on a train carriage, despite various empty seats. During a weird conversation, I told him that I'm on my way back from London after seeing a friend from Germany there. He goes on to talk about Nazis and, with one arm in the air, asks me if he's doing the salute right. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing here for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home and introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved your asses in World War 2." FML
Today, I was riding on the Moscow metro. My friend and I were joking around in English about taking a nap on the nerdy business man next to me. As we laughed and made comments about him, which we thought he couldn't understand, he asked, "First time in Moscow?" FML
Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
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Andrew123123 9
Reply "Same fee as your mom"
Ruffclue 9
For a pikachu.
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Comments (126)
lovertolover 4
Touché 15?
reddudeover 2
Indecent proposal, except with your friend. :p
justhanging 6
The stranger was eager to buy your friend, but expressed no interest in buying you? That's rather insulting. F your life!
lovertolover 4
That question mark was supposed to be a tongue face. Gah!
br0ccoli 15
That's messed up.
eddyg94 11
it could have been the set up to an amazing joke..
dominic1221 6
Right, but stereotyping men in your other comment wasn't?
br0ccoli 15
Nope. They should grow a pair and eat some perogies.
perdix 31
That's so racist! I'll bet you ass-u-med that Polish men would find you to be the hot one, and not the ugly, haggard madam.
unoffensivename 0
Don't hate on Poland! Polska! Polska!
perdix 31
I wasn't hatin' on Poland, I was hatin' on the OP who held stereotypes of Poles like they prefer ugly women.
jizzwold 21
Perdix is being down voted? Are the laws of physics on fire?
perdix 31
Oh, yeah. It happens. The other day, my comment about a stoner from Estonia got buried! I'm having no luck with Eastern Europe, even though that's most of my ancestry.
unoffensivename 0
Perdix sorry I jumped on you but I was born in Poland and that means country means a lot to me, but that's no excuse to jump down your throat like that, I'm sorry and it was an honor to share a comment thread with you.
looneytoongirl 0
At least it wasn't you