Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
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Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, after I went to Mexico for its museums, when I try to share my experience with other guys, they all think I went there for sex. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML
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borba72 0
Yes, english speakers use "excited" to say they are happy with something. In latin languages such as spanish and portuguese to be excited is to be sexually aroused with something.
yay_fml 0
I did the same thing in my German class! I said I was "excited" to travel that summer in a paper, and my professor had me correct it in front of the entire class. Apparently most other languages use the verb "to excite" in that way. Heh.
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Comments (54)
fmkittw 0
well I think the real question is, was it an accident?
wiiareonfire 0
Correr means to run... TELL ME YOUR STORY.
fernandopcg 1
Not always means "run", also means "eyaculate" (I don't know if it's spelled right)
frikkinhannah 0
Favorited.
lavender5959 0
omg. my spanish teacher har an emicions poster with that on it. she told us before we use it that it meant another type of exited. interesting huh?
slushpup9696 12
I think embarassed is avergonzado.
mema118 0
embarazada means pregnant XD not embarrassed lol
kittykatwaffles 0
oh wow, one time my dad did that, except he was in germany and he thought he had masterd the languge so we went to a restrount. and he called over a waiter, then he orderd us some food, he orderd : soup, chicken sandwich, some french toast, and in german thought he was saying, and for me a burger, but he actuly said, "I would like a male stripper" and in german the waiter said, "buff, or skinny?"
cochinitaBonita 2
i hope he said buff!
Wordcrafter 0
In what Spanish speaking country does Correr mean to ejaculate, only one meaning for Correr and that is run.
rockmyworld 0
the fact that ur a guy somehow makes this more disturbing....
Bobissmall 13
The fact ur sexist means you suck. And are probably a girl. Go back to the kitchen.