Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
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Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, after I went to Mexico for its museums, when I try to share my experience with other guys, they all think I went there for sex. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML
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borba72 0
Yes, english speakers use "excited" to say they are happy with something. In latin languages such as spanish and portuguese to be excited is to be sexually aroused with something.
yay_fml 0
I did the same thing in my German class! I said I was "excited" to travel that summer in a paper, and my professor had me correct it in front of the entire class. Apparently most other languages use the verb "to excite" in that way. Heh.
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thegoldenboy3 0
oh most definitely. the hot chick in the front with the braces and thick glasses, i got her number. her name's chelsea.
nathanzak 0
lmfaaaaaaaaaaoo hahahahhaaa
TheExecutioner4 0
The Golden Boy 3 has been trying to get intimate with kids for years now
waitingforfriday 0
A very similar thing happened to a kid in my spanish class. He said he was 'exicando para este examen", thus informing the class of his sexual excitement to be taking a test.
xsydbabyx 0
FAIL
Argh_fml 0
Nice. I once said "where can I get a train here?" in Spanish when I was in Mexico, but the verb "to get" in Spain means "to have sex with" in South America.
Corilof 0
#2, who the hell told you that? Je suis excité doesn't have to be sexual at all.
noodlesandsauce 0
joderrrrr
magmafire93 0
ROFL.
Shanratt 0
"Yes, english speakers use "excited" to say they are happy with something. In latin languages such as spanish and portuguese to be excited is to be sexually aroused with something. " #3 - 02/12/2009 at 10:25am by borba7 Actually... No we dont.. I guess i would know, after all i am portuguese =) It's the same as in english i guess.. Depens a lot of context and the mind of who you tell it to lol.. I do say i'm excited about something regarding school or something else aside sex.. It CAN be sex... Has a couple of meanings.... #2, who the hell told you that? Je suis excité doesn't have to be sexual at all. same thing as in Pt =)
peace_sign_spain 0
#32 i dont know about portugal, but in spain "excitado" is used with a sexual content, if you want to say your happy about something in spain you say: " estoy contento/ feliz" but never " estoy excitado.." or people will look at you as if you were a pervert... lol
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Same in Mexico.