Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, our company got hacked. Our secretary fell for someone badly impersonating the head of customer service and sent them a full list of employee information from one of our new clients. The boss wants to blame us in IT for not training her on how to avoid this. He fell for a phishing attack last week. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Top comments
alexis83188 24
I'm sure he'll take the news pretty... Hard
ellabellaboom 24
Looks like you're in a stiff position...
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Comments (45)
Bryce8 11
Yea viruses can get you in a sticky situation, hopefully it won't be that hard to get rid of it. Good luck!
keiNan_fml 35
too many things are happening "accidentally " now a days.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Sorry OP, hopefully, everything will be okay..
Tejanoswhy 19
Anti-virus?
cr500guy 11
At least you owned up to it.
kyrisonfusion 22
I'm sure he'll understand, and the customers won't think too much of it
satt8404 11
I bet it just popped up and wouldn't go away.
ImTheAlpha 30
Remember op, the bigger and more obvious the download button, the less likely it is to be what you actually want.
AikoRose 15
What kind of crappy firewall does your company have that the virus got through the whole system?
loueasy 23
Looks like you're in a "sticky" situation.