Today, I’m having knee surgery. I can’t drive for the next week because of the heavy duty pain killers, so my mom told me I'll have to walk to and from school. It’s only a couple of miles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, my parents told me that I'm going on our upcoming family vacation and that's final. I broke both my legs in an accident and have to use a wheelchair. I"m in constant pain and don't want to go anywhere. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
Today, in addition to having to deal with chronic pain that keeps me from driving for more than 10 minutes, I now have to deal with my brother who thinks I'm not paying him enough for taking me to school 2 days a week, when he does the journeys for himself anyway. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, I’m being kept awake in the middle of the night trying to distract myself with trashy TV as my entire foot radiates with pain. The surgery was a week ago. FML
Today, my wheelchair was delivered. My brother and I were messing around with it when he rolled over my already injured foot. At least surgery is next week. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Now you’ll see just how heavy-duty your pain-killers are.
UselessWeeaboo1 21
Good parenting at its finest. Maybe you can ask a friend to give you a ride?
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Comments (18)
dexter420 21
Hell id walk my high ass anywhere. Its the best way to learn
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
maybe take the pills after you drive? maybe they'll wear off within time for the ride home between the 6-7 hours of class too. either way you'll be baked so you should just stay home. u wont be learning anything anytime soon
damo222 12
break her leg, And tell her to walk it off
Yudith 28
Just use four guys and a palanquin and give your mom the bill.
kaylocca 20
honestly its not that impairing to drive on pain killers i used to when i got them. take one at home after the first one it gets less strong, less impairing. you might be able to drive.
Hangryko 32
@kaylocca - Well, that was incredibly stupid.
Mina Laymon 3
Walking after knee surgery? Whut? How ******* long you plan on recovering?