Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Top comments
funnyguy2697 6
good thing youre not married yet
megank12 17
I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!
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Comments (130)
Sugarita 7
Tell him to grow some balls and tell his parents. This is mean, he intends to hide their grandson away from his parents? I blv that baby deserves to grow with all the love he can get from his family!
edgarhaasenbary 8
Lol. I wish he was my boyfriend
pussystank 18
Since you live in a strict Islamic country in Pakistan, I'm sure boyfriends and girlfriends are a big no no. So FYL.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Where was he when they were passing out brains?
BellaBelle_fml 23
Well he thought that they said that they were handing out trains. So he asked for a slow one.
cmb8280 24
You picked a real winner.
incendiaaa 23
well you know, that's the dream...
akiahara 14
And that's why children shouldn't have children.
hiandrews69 29
Why in the hell are you procreating? Damn it. Stupidity is breeding out the intelligence...
ileenefudge 29
He needs to tell his parents. They are bound to find out anyways and it's better that they know now instead of later. Nobody wants to be left in the dark about that, especially family.
JennNoVa 8
At least you're used to being around kids. Does he understand that he's the father and not the big brother?