Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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funnyguy2697 6
good thing youre not married yet
megank12 17
I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!
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Comments (130)
ileenefudge 29
I was 17 when my child was born. I had to grow up and mature pretty fast but it's possible. It's just the ones like my sons dad who Refuse to grow up like my sons dad, those are the kids that shouldn't be having kids.
kra1985 8
Just because her boyfriend is 20 doesnt mean its children having children and its not her fault anyway! For all you know she is the most responsible person out there not to mention her age was not stated in the fml. Her boyfriend is just an idiot! No reflection on her or how she will be as a mother.
doodlecloud 27
You can't just remove ALL blame. If there having sex, even if they're using protection, they should at least of talked about what might happen if they got pregnant. You say her boyfriend's an idiot? Well she didn't have to stay with or sleep with him. She made her choices.
doodlecloud 27
Also, that's not saying she won't be a good mother - she might be an excellent mother. But it still took two people to get to this situation, not just one.
doodlecloud 27
*they're *have :(
Rababco 29
@75 To be fair, it doesn't mean the boyfriend won't be a good father either.
JamieLT 22
Why don't you just go to your bf's parents??
aikhan 16
did you tell your parents. ?
wjh100 13
just an idea maybe his parents are highly riligous and would disown him for not being celibate?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
SMH.
WickedWolf 11
This is the start of many FMLs by this user I suspect...
Zomg_Okay 27
But when you realised you had to be mature and be responsible for your kid, you stopped being one yourself. Mentally, at least. So it wasn't a kid raising a kid.
firefly319 7
Well... if he ever cheats on you it'll likely be easy to tell.
pedinhuh 23
I just hope his stupidity doesn't breed with your child...