Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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funnyguy2697 6
good thing youre not married yet
megank12 17
I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!
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Comments (130)
noelasis94 18
Is he afraid his dad will introduce him to mr be good aka the belt
martinez121797 15
Make him hello?
dr_snow_bear 29
YDI for getting knocked up by someone this stupid and immature.
yanksby7 6
THANK YOU for saying what I was thinking
countryrose92 23
Sounds to me like you need to tell baby's grandma alone. If they don't support you sounds like I might need to find a new boyfriend.
YepThatsMeee 23
That's awesome that you're gonna find a new boyfriend for her :-P
slking1987 9
My daughter's father was 30 and tried to use that same logic.
ileenefudge 29
My sons dad tried that too. Didn't work out well for him. My foster mom was chill about it but his family called me names and tried accusing me of cheating. Didn't get along with them till my little one was born, then they suddenly liked me for a short time after that.
Ziggy122 15
And you thought it'd be a good idea to mate with this moron?
Ksweety_fml 27
Oh wow, he's not ready to be a grown up yet!
hugepenises 1
Just tell them yourself, that he refused to but you felt they should know. Its your baby too so you can tell whoever you want...
gordogirls 4
And they may just have more respect for you because of it, which would be good since you probably wont be getting much support from the brat you call your boyfriend.
conholio33 28
Seriously???...... They will find out eventually
BigBangTheory97 5
Just say you'll tell his parents. Problem solved.