Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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funnyguy2697 6
good thing youre not married yet
megank12 17
I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!
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Comments (130)
RaulGarcia30 10
Should've had him wrap it before he tapped it. What's his parents gonna do? Make him not take care of it? He needs to grow a pair.
ni0ve 9
uve just mentioned the number one reason why u or he are too young to be having a baby
SoultheWolf 19
I agree that age is a number, but maturity is another thing. And it is her fault for dating and having sex, with someone who is so immature. You can tell a person's maturity soon after meeting them, she would know what he was like that and choose to be with him, and is now suffering from the consequences.
anne1_fml 13
So everyone saying that 20 isn't a mature age, I just want to say my husband will be 20 in may and I just turned 23 we will be married a year in may and are expecting a baby in September, so not all 20year olds are retards. Just sayin
SoultheWolf 19
You are legally an adult at 18, that does not make you mature. Maturity is something you learn while growing up, and sometimes people never learn it. Just because you and your husband are mature it does not mean that these two people are. And the way he's acting it is not mature what-so-ever. But, congrats to you and your husband on your upcoming baby! I hope (s)he is healthy with no problems!
CheeseHater 23
Probably religious zealots then. I can't think of another reason why he would want to hide it.
aj9090 9
"He thinks we'll get in trouble" lmao! that's hilarious! He's a keeper...
SexPot143 13
what a ******* dumb ass you have there.
megmichelle45 3
This is why people should wait longer to have sex or at least be more careful. It sucks to be in your situation, but it's hard to say you didn't deserve it because you chose to date this douche.
babeababe 16
WoW! You picked a winner!
SoultheWolf 19
I clicked YDI for staying with this guy. If he is that stupid you should just leave him and demand child support off him. Or just tell his parents cause he wont. You guys made that baby, and you can't plan on hiding it forever in shame. If you do, then it's better off if you give that child up for adoption...
gohogs518 4
Maybe you should consider adoption. Sounds like neither of you are mature enough emotionally and probably not financially ready to be parents. There's so many older married couples who are waiting years to adopt a child and raise them in a loving stable home. Go to school, enjoy your youth and have a child when you are in a committed relationship where you can be proud of your pregnancy and celebrate it with your family and partner. Just something to think about. Being a young unwed mom with an immature boyfriend is not a glamorous life. By choosing adoption you could give another couple the gift of a lifetime, and open adoptions allow you to know your child and be a part of their lives. Give it some thought. Good luck to you.
Iniezian 18
There's just one thing you forgot; namely, the bf's legal rights to the child. She can't just give the baby up, he can create all kinds of legal problems.