Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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funnyguy2697 6
good thing youre not married yet
megank12 17
I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!
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Comments (130)
dreadbeat69 12
I like how everyone is bashing the boyfriend, as if it wasn't this chick's choice to sleep with the "idiot". If she wants to spread her legs and let him flop all over her, she should accept the potential consequences.
tatumdanielle 9
There is this amazing thing called a condom.
sugarbear0727 19
I can understand that, up to a point. Me and my boyfriend haven't told his parents I'm pregnant yet. But he doesn't want to hide our baby either. He's just waiting till we are able to get our own place together. But I believe we are going to tell them soon. He isn't being a pussy about it, his parents are just really judgemental on him(he's the only boy), and we don't want him getting kicked out before he has enough money saved for a place.
The_9th_Doctor 18
yea, he's not ready to be a father. hell, not even ready to be an adult
Jebitesevsi 11
Oh, honey, you really screwed the pooch now and it's too late for abortion. I'm so sorry.
Jebitesevsi 11
At least you know now, so that you can plan accordingly.
Caitii 6
Haha cause that'll work...not!
fantasyworld 39
He needs to man up.
bossbro 1
You're in Pakistan, I feel that your boyfriend will be in serious trouble if your parents did find out, even his parents would be mad
GeorgiaBea 28
I am always confused by these... With the amount education about pregnancy prevention and the availability of birth control how do so many propel end up in this situation? Did you not talk about what would happen if you got pregnant? This needs some follow up.