Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Thanks dicks
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
facebook
Australia
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Top comments
Ctrl_H 18
You grew up so fast :'(
hannahsnyder69 16
Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.
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Comments (107)
Benzypoop 6
I really don't understand parents who are like that or freak out about their kid having sex. It'll happen eventually, and what they should do is just make sure their kid is using a good form of birth control and are being safe. Like yes if their 14 year old has had sex then a bit of a serious conversation is needed, but still get birth control for them.
CookieLovesBoo 16
Troll parents .
Ikeaknomehunter 9
How many likes??
whogivesafuck88 10
Wait a couple weeks, then tag them both in a post congratulating them on becoming grandparents. Also tag yourself at a local drugstore saying," just picking up dads Viagra before hitting the beach". There are so many opportunities for payback here op don't allow yourself to give up
ocampo 6
they had to make it facebook offical
mcnuggeeett 12
Doesn't matter, had sex!
callie06 6
And I thought it was bad when my cousin's husband posted about their 11 year-old starting her period. Wow.
lazygirl007 4
I highly doubt your parents would post that 0____° cmon
RainbowInput 8
Now you're not only embarrassed, but your parents look like the strangest people on the planet. Thanks, Mom!
olfool 3
How the hell did your parents find out about something private like that? Did you make too much noise in your room? If that's the case, I'd say you deserved it.